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Are you the ultimate Culley’s fan? T-shirt doesn’t show enough dedication for you?
Introducing the new Culley’s Ring for our biggest fans who want to wear it proudly across their finger.
Material: Sterling Silver
Lazlo Woodbine – June 27, 2017
Upon seeing the ring over the electronics, and having tried the sauces, I knew I had to have one of these rings. I could never have known the power this ring would bring.
These rings are actually ancient amulets, which have the power to call forth great and terrible wolves, who aren’t actually all that terrible once you get to know them, you just have to remind them not to leave Culleys sauce bottles lying around. Damn things howl too much though, don’t summon them too often, hard to get rid of the damn things.
Every time you place Culley’s ring on your finger, the sex aura around you grows. I know. I’ve pulled with this ring, baby. I now have a good and strong woman at my side; Candy. You can tell by her name she’s a Yale graduate.
It was one of the better choices I could have made in this lifetime.
Now excuse me, I’m going to slip on the ring again and give Candy giant children.
Not 5 stars coz I’m still pissed about the mess those wolves made.
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